Friday, 15 August 2008

0.0004

At some point in the history of my calculator's evolution it developed a primitive memory, thus the blue buttons at the top were formed:

M+ adds to the memory
M- subtracts from the memory

RM displays whats in the memory
CM clears the memory

This morning I was greeted with the familiar little "M" which signifies a dream stored in its memory - today's number is amusingly precise: 0.0004

So what could this possibly mean, what issue has been playing on my calculators mind? There
are websites for interpreting dreams, but they tend to deal mainly with whole numbers, not specific decimals. According to one site:

"
Four denotes stability, physical limitations, hard labor and earthly things, as in the four corners of the earth. It also stands for materialistic matters. You get things done."

So I'm guessing my calculator feels that its only getting a fraction of the things done that it is capable of - well thats prob
ably true for all of us, especially my calculator which I hardly ever use. In fact its probably through sheer bordom that it decided to start communicating with me in the first place.

Sorry old chap..
.


As an interesting by-note, rotating the screen gives us this:


..howling at the moon perhaps?

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